amyohconnor: Dolly Parton is a genius and I am so grateful to live in a time where she can brag about her ample bosom in less than 140 characters.

amyohconnor:

Dolly Parton is a genius and I am so grateful to live in a time where she can brag about her ample bosom in less than 140 characters.

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polytoed:

yes i’d like a chocolate milk 

on the rocks

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heavenlyprize:

no bra, no problem: a memoir by marin mazzie 

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BE QUIET, TIFFANY, BE QUIET! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? STOP IT! I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE THIS. WHEN MY MOTHER YELLS LIKE THIS IT’S BECAUSE SHE LOVES ME. I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU, WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU. HOW DARE YOU? LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS. WHEN YOU GO TO BED AT NIGHT, YOU LAY THERE AND YOU TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF, ‘CAUSE NOBODY’S GONNA TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOU. YOU ROLLIN’ YOUR EYES AND YOU ACTING LIKE THIS BECAUSE YOU’VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE. YOU’VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE, YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE THE HELL I COME FROM, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’VE BEEN THROUGH. BUT I’M NOT A VICTIM, I GROW FROM IT, AND I LEARN. TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF.
Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Genius of Love by Tom Tom Club from the album: Tom Tom Club [Bonus Tracks]

strawberrydefjam:

look at the dancing bunny

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shygirl364:

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler’s first time doing Weekend Update as a team.

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taupetoupee:

unseilie:

When I was thirteen I decided that I should know what an intense electrical shock felt like, so I walked half a mile to the neighbor’s house at night and was going to touch the back of my hand to his electric fence. However, as I approached the house I saw the silhouette of him having sex with his wife through the kitchen window and I ran away.

I was not expecting that plot twist.

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jessic-eh:

a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:

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trentofsky:

step 1: learn to shoot arrows
step 2: ????????
step 3: become the mockingjay

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imwithkanye: First Look: The End Of The World Co-written and co-directed by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, the film co-stars Paul Rudd, James Franco, Emma Watson, Aziz Ansari, Jason Segel, Rihanna, Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Danny McBride and Jay Baruchel all playing themselves (or thinly veiled versions of themselves) who have to forgo their celebrity status when imminent doom looms large over the earth.

imwithkanye:

First Look: The End Of The World

Co-written and co-directed by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, the film co-stars Paul Rudd, James Franco, Emma Watson, Aziz Ansari, Jason Segel, Rihanna, Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Danny McBride and Jay Baruchel all playing themselves (or thinly veiled versions of themselves) who have to forgo their celebrity status when imminent doom looms large over the earth.

Source: theinsider.com
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